This is the pee-pee that started it all:

I was walking to the subway from work one day when I saw this spot on the side of the National Museum of the American Indian, and I immediately pictured some bum feeling so proud of himself for whipping it out in the middle of rush hour and peeing all over poor Cass Gilbert’s illustrious name.
I don’t know why I thought, “Obviously I have to take a picture of this for my blog,” but I did, and my boyfriend later convinced me to make an entirely new blog for it. And also to call it Is It Pee-Pee? instead of Is It Urine?, because urine sounds too classy.
The funny thing is that weeks later, that stain is still there, so it’s obviously not pee-pee. And yet.
Nope, not pee… not unless the man was seriously ill.
I hope by “seriously ill” you mean “drunk on shellac and expelling it out the penis”.
I’m really glad that it wasn’t actually pee. I liked to look at that name when I walked past coming from or going to the even more illustrious STATEN ISLAND.
I know about your tit for tat rules. I’m trying.
I’ll bet Staten Island is COVERED in urine. Especially with that big mall there and all. You should probably hurry back there for my sake.
I don’t really think the rules apply to someone who should be spending all of his time eating tamales. I’d almost be mad if you paid me too much attention.
Plus, I just plain like reading what you’ve got going on down there.
If it’s still there I’m guessing it’s a grease stain. That grease is hard to get out. I wrote a blog post about grease remover though — you should try the magic spray and see if it comes out.
Hi,Katie! I love your Blog! It is Hilarious and Cracks me up every time I read it. I can’t wait for you to write more. My Blog is centered around write about OTHER Peoples Blogs, and so I decided to write about yours. I hope you don’t mind! I put on Links to all of your other Blogs as well, and listed how Funny and Awesome this Blog is.
Thanks so much!
-BlogSplotch
Hi, Madison! Sorry I’m so bad about updating this blog. I always think about you and how I should stop being so lazy and post some gross pictures here for you . . . but then I go back to watching “Degrassi” or something.
Thanks for linking to me! Your blog is SUCH a good idea. I really didn’t even know how funny The Oatmeal was until your mom mentioned how much you love it and I went to check it out. I’ll look to you for all of my blog recommendations now.